Friday, January 9, 2009

Jasmin the Bimbo.

Woke up super early today to see my fattie off. Dance dance dance, kick your fat ass then you know. Hahaha.

Tried looking for better jobs today. Wa lao, its so difficult finding a suitable job. Seriously, given the state of the economy, you'd think that people who wanna work for shit pay will find jobs fast. But nooooooo. I think its easier to just queue up and buy TOTO. My mum remarked that the cost of travelling around the island and time wasted filling in application forms could have been put to better use; buy TOTO. Its easier, and it guarantees that your TOTO application form will be processed. Not thrown away.

Bloody hell, one place I went, the punk at the counter with studs in his nose, tore out a page from his popular blue colour note book, and asked me to write down my name and address. He probably crushed it up after I left. People just dying to carry F&N 1.5L drink bottles for a measly $5 an hour, also so hard to find a job. Tell me, what is the Singapore government doing la. Please just give me a job la. Any job. From medical student, to serving customers at the hawker centre, to selling CNY cookies, to wiping the shit from old people's backsides, I also will do. Haiz. One day when I'm absolutely frustrated I'll just work for free la. Just open the gate, go outside and pick up all the dry leaves from the road, put inside the rubbish bin. Hmmm maybe cannot la, later the roadside sweeper come scold me, say I'm trying to steal his job. How sia.

Okok, the night was much better! Jasmin looked smoking hot today. Hmmmm. Maybe its because she's sleepy, and has that dao face on. We ate at Newton hawker centre. The food there was better than I expected. Rumours that the food there sucked and was overpriced were probably outdated. The food was surprisingly good hawker fare, though the price was admittedly a little steep. However, we had a blast stuffing ourselves with popular favourites like char kway teow and oyster omelette and chicken wings and satay and black carrot cake. Mmmm yummy huh. 

Then the Jasmin's bimbo moment came. We ran out of sugar cane juice, and I went to order her another drink. The new drink came in a different container than the previous one. Jasmin immediately stared daggers at me, like "how dare you order something else! I'm so thirsty already still wanna make me drink something weird." And so she refused to drink the drink, instead choosing to sniff and sip at it for a good 5 minutes. I kept on a straight face, trying not to burst out laughing. So goondoo. Hahaha all the time I drank the sugarcane juice, watching her conduct her own mini investigation on the drink. Haha when she was finally brave enough to take a bigger sip of the drink, ta-da! Sugar cane darling! Bet she wanted to dig a hole in the ground with the chopsticks and hide. Haiz, yes that's my Jasmin for you.

The rest of the night was spent at orchard trying to decide what to do. She looked really tired, and I know the feeling of having to wear dry contacts late at night. Hmmm, so I didn't really thought that a movie would be the best way to end the night, but I also wanted to spent more time with her. She's soooo huggable she should have been born a teddy bear. Put her on my bed and let my sister beat the shit out of her from time to time.  

So we decided to call it a night and go home, and yupz, it feels like the right decision now. Going home early, saving on cab fare and not needing to sleep in late the next day. Good stuff, my mummy sure approve. Hahaha

Nights all!

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