The Beginning.

And so it begins! Time to spread my spores around.... hehehe... Let me begin by stating in broad terms the nature of the blog. hahaha hmmmm wonder where that came from... this bloggie is for MY entertainment only... and thus can be expected to be full of shit. =D 

Right! Day 1. Went out with the BEAUTIFUL jasmin tan today. O.o Loved her dress. wanted to rip.... ahem. yupz. went for lunch at some random kopi tiam and had XO fish noodles. hmmm the first time i heard of such a thing. was good though. The weather was freaking hot though... jasmin was as sticky as ever. hahaha this is gonna make the poor girl so self conscious. bet if i like pushed her against the wall she'll stick there. 

Then we went orchard... bought this cute and fat little santa claus...and named him Qbert. Nice little addition to my collection of soft toys. I'm not gay by the way... i just love fugly looking things.. just like jasmin! =D

Watched Body of Lies at the cathay. Jasmin fell asleep 5 minutes into the movie. 10 minutes later she drooled over my shirt sleeve. 15 minutes later when i stuffed popcorn up her nose she couldn't feel it. 2 hours later when everyone left the theatre, including me, she was still sleeping. Some people should just stick to cartoons.

Dinner at a Russian place i often use to lure young little girls to hang out with me. Just kidding la. Jasmin liked it though... hehe. Food was really good... i love the place. Even Qbert got a seat at the table. Had the lamb something... fantastic.. will be back one day.

I must say... Jas was right... finally a proper date... and it turned out so well. hmmmm. Thanks jasmin! Miss u already. 

Kaihan is gonna be updating his study buddy facebook account regularly. Freaking hell I really respect that guy... how the heck can you do so much stuff... all that motivation. INSANE u hear me... thank god I'm in your studdy buddy. Leaching on and sucking all his aura. Makes me stronger... one day I can level up and own him. hahaha 

Someday... I'm gonna be a surgeon... and i'll change my name so i can operate on all my friends! =D 

OK man... time to talk to jasmin. Or else... tonight's opening conversation will be .... I HATE U. u don't care about me! if you cared about me you wouldn't call so late! what you do with your life is none of my business! i'm gonna off to date some cute guy i picked up from the trash outside by block! yea! and he looks 100 times more fugly than you and has only enough brain to pull down his pants when he shits but i don't care because he has a car!

hahaha ooooh jasmin is gonna kill me. that fat bimbo. love her to bits!

Good Night All.