Sexy Playthings.

Woo.. its almost 1am here and I'm awake. Its surprising cos.. at 1am... theres absolutely nothing to do around here except to watch the adult channels on tv. hahaha But I can't. lolz. I don't want to.... And my mum is in the room. hahaha just kidding.

Today's dinner was delicious. Huge, red and hairy crabs served boiled.... and the biggest platter of sushimi I've ever seen. The seafood was sooooo fresh... and soooo good. Raw fish never ceases to amaze me with their unique taste and texture. I think maybe all fish should taste best when eaten raw. Really... and the prawns... they just seem to melt in my mouth... and they taste so sweet. Tried a few new things today... the huge crabs... sea urchin roe, which tasted sweet and mushy... and some kinda shellfish which was very chewy. Hmmm. Maybe it was still alive. Too fresh? hahahaha Man. Good meal. Three cheers for my mum's colleague.. think his name is Tada san. Fat jolly man.

Righto! Now where was I? Ah yes... asian girls! Speaking of which... had a little walk down the "orchard road" of Sapporo tonight. Man! It was flooded with hot Jap girls! I mean seriously... the kind you would see in manga and all that shit. hahaha... About a good one quarter of them were probably prostitutes. O.o They hung around these dodgy buildings that had those cheesy pictures of girls posing in bikinis. Damn... they were hot... eye candy sia... as in... they didn't show much skin... but they had these super cute faces, like the types we see in movies and stuff. And the clothes... I never knew winter apparel could keep me so hot. I mean warm. >.<

Behave man behave!

Asian girls! Hmmm... lemme attempt to answer an interesting question... Singaporean girls vs Japanese girls. Hmmmmm. I choose... the Singaporean girl! hahaha why??? Can't seem to recall any super model hot Singaporean actress... or singer... or anybody for that matter... In Japan however... hmmm its the Singaporeaness. haha its the "la"s and "ma"s and "loh"s... and the "Oooi! You wanna die ah!", "Tell you already like you can do anything like that!" and (I love this one) "I hate you!". Its the Singaporean attitude... not demure and polite like the Japanese... but demure in the Singaporean way... but also coarse and Ah Lian. A subtle mixture of both. Thats unique. Thats Singaporean.

Hmmm... I love girls! Since JC.. I've had crushes on like half the girls in class..... and outside class. hahaha. Even this year in Melbourne... during the day I act as normally as I can... at night... run around naked in my room screaming with joy at how lucky I've been to be in a batch full of pretty girls. hahaha kidding bout the running around naked part la... I do that only in Henry's room. But yea.. half the batch of girls I reckon... cool stuff eh... but as the year went by... go to know some of the girls better... and woah... medicine sure has need for the people in it to be competitive... I hate that competitive streak in girls.. Turns me off. Can you imagine... Honey, how much are you making? Ha! Loser! As long as I make more than you I'm satisfied! O.o Like...

But then again... I'm quite a MCP sometimes. But I like it that way. hahaha

Right... after all this talk... I can imagine Jasmin taking out her phone book... and calling up all her exs to bitch about me. hahaha Darling I love you kaez... and only you!

And...

You don't have fat legs dear... you have nice shapely legs which I simply can't resist watching... especially when you're on heels. Smooth long hair and a great smile... love it when you smile naturally! Your eyes... they tell me your mood... when your excited or happy... they sorta have an sparkling intensity in them... just look at the photos... when your upset or bored... they look like fish eyes. hahahah And don't give me that crap on being too fat... I love your body shape... CURVY! hahaha and who says I don't like tanned skin... you're about my skin colour! =D And your attitude! Your attitude makes you Jasmin... and thats what I love best about you! All the "Aiya don't see la fat la" and "I hate you"s and "Darling when are we going to go blah blah blah Can't you tell from my face I don't care please stop asking me about that I just wanna eat something blah blah blah". hahahahahaha just kidding darling! Simply adorable when you say these things to me.

Hmmm its late... love you small fattie.

Nights all!