Thursday, November 27, 2008

The mushroom that flew.

Morning again! Gonna be on a flight to Hokaido soon... time to spread more spores... somehow I don't like flying. =( Cramped seats with little legroom, wailing babies and scarce refreshments make each flight such an ordeal. My only inflight comforts are the peanuts and movies. Sometimes peanuts also don't have... economy in recession, have to cut back on giving passengers peanuts. What a joke right... we only want peanuts from you. Then the movies... the movies... shows sooooo outdated they might as well start screening Days of our lives. At least you don't mislead passengers by saying you have the "latest blockbusters in town!"

Ah yes... yes... one more complaint! Jap air stewardess are soooooooooo ugly... goodness... wa lao... I bet if the Singaporean girls in medicine go apply, they also won't mind! hahahahaha "New MODEL stewardess for All Nipon Airways!"

Nah... just kidding bout the Singaporean girls... they're a pretty bunch! Compare them to the S'porean girls in UNSW... omg... fugly as hell... should have an additional citeria for being a doctor... "too fugly... might reduce doctor-patient interaction" Thank god I'm in Monash... can chat with pretty little things to ease the pain of learning all that Pharmaco shit. If you ask me... pharmaco is really sian... the only useful drugs invented so far are Paracetamol and Viagra. One helps you get it up to have sex... the other relieves pain after sex if you're doing it wrong. lolz

Addios little Shrooms!

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