Susukino & the roadside paos.

Throbbing headache. Owww.

Great branch in Susukino. Just read a clipping on the place... home to over 4000 restaurants and entertainment outlets.

Hectic and stressful rush to gather food in time for dinner... But we managed to gather a feast for ourselves. =D Good dinner. Loved the Unagi.

Parents are watching some documentary on Bruce Lee now... boring.

Haha just remembered... my darling posted some nice pics of us! Thanks dearie, you're the sweetest. But why must you use such a fugly pic of me! hahaha eeeewwweee can't bear to look at myself... whats that lecherous thing doing kissing you? lolz. wa lao.

Wow. I'm not in the mood to blog. Hope I don't get migraines so often like my mum. Was just thinking of some weird cures for migraines Andrew mentioned... like taking anti-epileptic drugs. lolz.

Jasmin!!! Hmmm. Muacks... Dying for your kisses!

One of my police mates once fascinated me with his nickname on msn...

"The fire of her tongue." =P

Sexy Playthings.

Woo.. its almost 1am here and I'm awake. Its surprising cos.. at 1am... theres absolutely nothing to do around here except to watch the adult channels on tv. hahaha But I can't. lolz. I don't want to.... And my mum is in the room. hahaha just kidding.

Today's dinner was delicious. Huge, red and hairy crabs served boiled.... and the biggest platter of sushimi I've ever seen. The seafood was sooooo fresh... and soooo good. Raw fish never ceases to amaze me with their unique taste and texture. I think maybe all fish should taste best when eaten raw. Really... and the prawns... they just seem to melt in my mouth... and they taste so sweet. Tried a few new things today... the huge crabs... sea urchin roe, which tasted sweet and mushy... and some kinda shellfish which was very chewy. Hmmm. Maybe it was still alive. Too fresh? hahahaha Man. Good meal. Three cheers for my mum's colleague.. think his name is Tada san. Fat jolly man.

Righto! Now where was I? Ah yes... asian girls! Speaking of which... had a little walk down the "orchard road" of Sapporo tonight. Man! It was flooded with hot Jap girls! I mean seriously... the kind you would see in manga and all that shit. hahaha... About a good one quarter of them were probably prostitutes. O.o They hung around these dodgy buildings that had those cheesy pictures of girls posing in bikinis. Damn... they were hot... eye candy sia... as in... they didn't show much skin... but they had these super cute faces, like the types we see in movies and stuff. And the clothes... I never knew winter apparel could keep me so hot. I mean warm. >.<

Behave man behave!

Asian girls! Hmmm... lemme attempt to answer an interesting question... Singaporean girls vs Japanese girls. Hmmmmm. I choose... the Singaporean girl! hahaha why??? Can't seem to recall any super model hot Singaporean actress... or singer... or anybody for that matter... In Japan however... hmmm its the Singaporeaness. haha its the "la"s and "ma"s and "loh"s... and the "Oooi! You wanna die ah!", "Tell you already like you can do anything like that!" and (I love this one) "I hate you!". Its the Singaporean attitude... not demure and polite like the Japanese... but demure in the Singaporean way... but also coarse and Ah Lian. A subtle mixture of both. Thats unique. Thats Singaporean.

Hmmm... I love girls! Since JC.. I've had crushes on like half the girls in class..... and outside class. hahaha. Even this year in Melbourne... during the day I act as normally as I can... at night... run around naked in my room screaming with joy at how lucky I've been to be in a batch full of pretty girls. hahaha kidding bout the running around naked part la... I do that only in Henry's room. But yea.. half the batch of girls I reckon... cool stuff eh... but as the year went by... go to know some of the girls better... and woah... medicine sure has need for the people in it to be competitive... I hate that competitive streak in girls.. Turns me off. Can you imagine... Honey, how much are you making? Ha! Loser! As long as I make more than you I'm satisfied! O.o Like...

But then again... I'm quite a MCP sometimes. But I like it that way. hahaha

Right... after all this talk... I can imagine Jasmin taking out her phone book... and calling up all her exs to bitch about me. hahaha Darling I love you kaez... and only you!

And...

You don't have fat legs dear... you have nice shapely legs which I simply can't resist watching... especially when you're on heels. Smooth long hair and a great smile... love it when you smile naturally! Your eyes... they tell me your mood... when your excited or happy... they sorta have an sparkling intensity in them... just look at the photos... when your upset or bored... they look like fish eyes. hahahah And don't give me that crap on being too fat... I love your body shape... CURVY! hahaha and who says I don't like tanned skin... you're about my skin colour! =D And your attitude! Your attitude makes you Jasmin... and thats what I love best about you! All the "Aiya don't see la fat la" and "I hate you"s and "Darling when are we going to go blah blah blah Can't you tell from my face I don't care please stop asking me about that I just wanna eat something blah blah blah". hahahahahaha just kidding darling! Simply adorable when you say these things to me.

Hmmm its late... love you small fattie.

Nights all!

Christmas trees with hats.

Mushrooms mushrooms mushrooms! Its the 2nd day I've spent in Sapporo... starting to get bored of the city already. Theres only shopping to do around here. Went to an old beer factory which had been converted into a shopping arcade. Nothing fantastic I must say... but lots of shops everywhere... truly a shopper's paradise I guess.

Went to the Sapporo fish market in the morning... virtually every stall sold the same thing... crab. Big crab... small crab... half crab... crab legs... some new shellfish I haven't seen before... but that was about it. One thing interesting I noticed in Japan was that they sold fish roe in really big portions... Like in a sac about as long as my forearm and about as thick. Salmon roe seemed the most abundant. Poor little salmon... people should switch to eating mushrooms... easy to grow and cook... fungus sushi.

Googoogaagaa.. girls! I love girls... hahaha reading this Jasmin's sure to get jealous. I don't think I'll ever like caucasian girls... they're not the correct body size! Can't imagine myself hugging a girl bigger sized than me... Like hugging my dad like that... damn wierd... imagine... "Hi honey! I'm home!", then kena bear-hugged by the wife... Don't get me wrong... some caucasian girls are lovely... slim too! but... aiya... I find it more comfortable speaking to a Singaporean... no matter how comfortable it is for me to speak with an accent. Speaking of which... some Singaporeans... when they speak with accents... its so bloody fake... pains me to hear them.... sometimes I wonder if I'm as bad as I make them out to be...

Indian girls??? Darling do u want some curry? Curry fish head, curry chicken, mutton curry, roti prata with curry, curry perfume, then curry night clubbing. No thanks man... hahahahaha. But! Some Indian girls are damn cute... I've had 2 crushes so far! Its always good to have some colour in your life. =)

Blacks? Er. Erm. Please no?... please? hahaha... Prefer them as friends... some of them are really fun people to be with! Like Maureen! Shes in most of my classes this year, and its always a blast sitting next to her.

Asian girls! Fair skin, long hair, slim waists, long legs, doe-eyes, cute voices.... whats there not to like? Throw in demure attitude and a sense of humour and.... Woah. Heart stopping... Every girl has something unique about her... a series of plus points and flaws... but its this unique combo which makes her special!

Crap... going for dinner! More on oooh la la asian girls later!

Ps: My Jasmin SHOULD NOT be getting jealous after reading this, cos I love her FAT ass to bits!

Sapporo, Hokaido

Groanz... its late... freaking hard to find a computer to use here. Just finished a late night noodle snack. Was starving cos the dinner portions here are so small. Wanted to bitch about my dad and today's lunch... but... due to the late hour... I think I'll let by gones be by gones..

Miss my small fat fat loads... shes so dear to me... still can't believe how lucky I am to have found her... a girl so affectionate and sweet. One question I always pondered... how come I didn't notice her sooner? Why only in July? What happened?

Too tired to reason... but then again... this is my blog... and the ability to reason is not a requirement. hehe.

Was it the boyfriend? Hmmmm... could be... I would never go for attached girls... I hate competition... hahaha eewwwe. But! I find attached girls sexy. hahaha Cos it means that theres something in them which other guys like... some hidden quality... ahahah now now... lets not dive into anymore details...

Was it that night out clubbing? hmmmmm never did anything like that in a club before... Why then? Why Jasmin? Questions questions questions... Was I playing fair? hahaha I wasn't even drunk... had never been drunk clubbing... hmmmm interesting questions...

Interesting beginning....

Nights All.

Love u Jasmin.

The mushroom that flew.

Morning again! Gonna be on a flight to Hokaido soon... time to spread more spores... somehow I don't like flying. =( Cramped seats with little legroom, wailing babies and scarce refreshments make each flight such an ordeal. My only inflight comforts are the peanuts and movies. Sometimes peanuts also don't have... economy in recession, have to cut back on giving passengers peanuts. What a joke right... we only want peanuts from you. Then the movies...　the movies... shows sooooo outdated they might as well start screening Days of our lives. At least you don't mislead passengers by saying you have the "latest blockbusters in town!"

Ah yes... yes... one more complaint! Jap air stewardess are soooooooooo ugly... goodness... wa lao... I bet if the Singaporean girls in medicine go apply, they also won't mind! hahahahaha "New MODEL stewardess for All Nipon Airways!"

Nah... just kidding bout the Singaporean girls... they're a pretty bunch! Compare them to the S'porean girls in UNSW... omg... fugly as hell... should have an additional citeria for being a doctor... "too fugly... might reduce doctor-patient interaction" Thank god I'm in Monash... can chat with pretty little things to ease the pain of learning all that Pharmaco shit. If you ask me... pharmaco is really sian... the only useful drugs invented so far are Paracetamol and Viagra. One helps you get it up to have sex... the other relieves pain after sex if you're doing it wrong. lolz

Addios little Shrooms!

Tokyo

Greetings my little mushrooms! Welcome to papa's updates on Day 3 of my Japan holiday. I must say.. today turned out much better than I expected... Visited the famous Yasukuni shrine... was pretty calm and serene at that place... and then went on to a war museum beside the shrine... saw a model zero-fighter up close... pretty cool plane... supposed to be one of the world's best fighters during its time... high speed and maneuverability were the plane's hallmarks.

Mum's colleague brought us out for dinner later that evening... Fantastic food I must say... highlight was my cold soba... eaten like a true japanese! As usual... none of my family members dared to try the wierd, unique or strange. All ordered hot soba... might as well go home, go to sakae sushi and eat. Freaking waste of money to come all the way here... to "savour real japanese food". Savour my balls la... thats about as authentic as whatever you're eating.

Must tell you little mushrooms about this afternoon's meal. Went to a Jap eating place... seems popular from the outside... They served rice with dishes... a bento box! Special thing was... some people cracked an egg over the rice... and mixed it with a special dark sauce... added flavour and stickiness to the rice. My dad didn't know this yet. He proudly exclaimed that he correctly led us to an authentic japanese eating house... and told us as seriously as he could:" When in Rome kids... do as the romans do... Eat as the romans eat!"

When the food was served and I cracked an egg over my rice, he told us that sometimes it was not necessary to follow blindly the practices of other cultures, and offered me his egg.

Dreams... I'm not one who remembers dreams. I think that dreams are just the effects of our bodies getting rid of unhelpful memories from our systems... one of the 3 dream theories taught to us by Ken Jones. Clearance of biological trash. But yesterday's dream... I remembered. Less important was the content of the dream.. but why I remembered it...

Dreamt that I was in an arcade of some sort. Cant remember who I went there with... but I sort of ended up at this pool area. Saw a guy chatting to jasmin... they chatted... and he soon got cosy with her. Pretty soon they were dancing lightly with each other... his hands around her waist. Then the last straw came... he leaned down to kiss her... and she kissed him back...

It was at that moment when I remembered I sort of got their attention, and then promptly left the place. That was the clearest part of the dream I could remember.

Scary dream... but as I thought about it.. 2 more things popped into mind...

1.) Realised that I didn't like the dream cos I was jealous! For the first time in a few years... the same familiar feeling gripped me... Haven't felt like this since my first ex. Hmmm... recounting the numerous times in JC when I was overcome with jealousy... I hate the feeling. Possessive and insecure, I held on to my ex so tightly, it eventually became what drove her away. She couldn't be with anyone... especially guys... and I tended to see every guy who hung out with her as a competitor. Screwed up... the things love make you do.

I promised myself never to be so jealous again... to give future girlfriends more personal space... cos I like to flirt around myself... isin't it only fair... but thats not the point... its only humane.

2.) If I'm feeling jealous again... it means that... Jasmin really means something to me... this isin't one of those games I can play with girls... I really love her! Shes on my mind half the time... and the other half is sex. hahahaha no more space for anything else! Funny though... when I think of doing it... I don't think of her... the relationship means so much more to me... there is a shift... in the beginning... being naughty was fun... now... being naughty is STILL damn fun... but.. I also just wanna hold her hands.. and go to sleep... the feeling's so sweet.

Hmmm... just read Jasmin's blog... scary girl...

In Japan

Yea... the mushroom's in Japan... its cold here.. almost like the Aussie winter. It sucks being away from home so soon after I'm back...

Almost everyone here can't speak english... even the younger generations... took us so much trouble to order dinner... but it was good though... and freaking expensive... and hardly filling. Z man.. Macdonalds almost seemed appealing...

Looks like the activity forcast for tomorrow remains bleak. Unadventurous father going round searching for food the whole day. But too chicken to venture out to try the real Jap stuff.

Being so unconnected to the world leaves me feeling lonely... worse... being surrounded by family 24/7 doesn't help. Why? Cos I value friends more than family? Can't be... missed my family in Aussie... felt lonely and cut off too... hmmm reminds me of something I read on the net... We surround ourselves with those who do not matter to us... and neglect those who really matter the most... Easy to take my parents forgranted... Mummy nags all the time... freaking irritating... But she washes my clothes at night... pays for all my meals without even complaining... spends thousands of dollars on my education without even expecting to be paid back... Yet... any other day I would gladly spend days with friends I hardly know than with my mum... Its the same situation as being on holiday with family... yet feeling lonely and cut off.

Love and appreciate thy parents....

Jasmin... haven't loved a girl this much since I was 19... Don't ever wanna lose her... The way she looks and smiles at me... just makes me wanna stare into her eyes and not say a word... haven't felt so contented for a while... Can't feel this way any other way. hahaha Doing well in exams give you a temporary high... then you can throw the result slip into some little shit hole and it wouldn't matter anymore... but feeling loved... you feel really high when you're happy... and really crap when your're sad... an emotional roller coaster ride! Now thats really living life right...

Funny how I never objected to having relationships... I always thought to myself... the exhilarating high I feel during happy days... and the crappiness during sadder days... The fun times and heartbreaks... thats a life worth living.

On a lighter note! time for poking fun at people. Ah. The fat snoring pig on the bed beside me. MY SISTER. I didn't know girls could snore until I experienced my sister's snoring. Sick man. Sweet and innocent in the day and a snorting monster at night. Ah yes.. almost failed to mention the fact that Jasmin snores too. Back to my sister. Getting fatter again. Haiz. Its a sad world.. when everyone around you gets fat. Like some get fat revolution. Woo Hoo. And leading the revloutionary front.... we have JASMIN TAN!

Miss my Jasmin. =(

The Beginning.

And so it begins! Time to spread my spores around.... hehehe... Let me begin by stating in broad terms the nature of the blog. hahaha hmmmm wonder where that came from... this bloggie is for MY entertainment only... and thus can be expected to be full of shit. =D 

Right! Day 1. Went out with the BEAUTIFUL jasmin tan today. O.o Loved her dress. wanted to rip.... ahem. yupz. went for lunch at some random kopi tiam and had XO fish noodles. hmmm the first time i heard of such a thing. was good though. The weather was freaking hot though... jasmin was as sticky as ever. hahaha this is gonna make the poor girl so self conscious. bet if i like pushed her against the wall she'll stick there. 

Then we went orchard... bought this cute and fat little santa claus...and named him Qbert. Nice little addition to my collection of soft toys. I'm not gay by the way... i just love fugly looking things.. just like jasmin! =D

Watched Body of Lies at the cathay. Jasmin fell asleep 5 minutes into the movie. 10 minutes later she drooled over my shirt sleeve. 15 minutes later when i stuffed popcorn up her nose she couldn't feel it. 2 hours later when everyone left the theatre, including me, she was still sleeping. Some people should just stick to cartoons.

Dinner at a Russian place i often use to lure young little girls to hang out with me. Just kidding la. Jasmin liked it though... hehe. Food was really good... i love the place. Even Qbert got a seat at the table. Had the lamb something... fantastic.. will be back one day.

I must say... Jas was right... finally a proper date... and it turned out so well. hmmmm. Thanks jasmin! Miss u already. 

Kaihan is gonna be updating his study buddy facebook account regularly. Freaking hell I really respect that guy... how the heck can you do so much stuff... all that motivation. INSANE u hear me... thank god I'm in your studdy buddy. Leaching on and sucking all his aura. Makes me stronger... one day I can level up and own him. hahaha 

Someday... I'm gonna be a surgeon... and i'll change my name so i can operate on all my friends! =D 

OK man... time to talk to jasmin. Or else... tonight's opening conversation will be .... I HATE U. u don't care about me! if you cared about me you wouldn't call so late! what you do with your life is none of my business! i'm gonna off to date some cute guy i picked up from the trash outside by block! yea! and he looks 100 times more fugly than you and has only enough brain to pull down his pants when he shits but i don't care because he has a car!

hahaha ooooh jasmin is gonna kill me. that fat bimbo. love her to bits!

Good Night All.